Man, Al Qaeda is so desperate for mercenaries, they’ll train anything! [slaps thigh charismatically]
He’d better not get caught… he might get sent to the infamous “Camp Tickles”.
The week that was.
Alright – second blog posting! It’s only taken a week… but so much has happened!
However, I’ve censored it! Go me!
*sigh* here we go again…
Alas, the server on which my blog was hosted died a horrible death (well, not that horrible really, the network it was on became inaccessible, and then the owner took the opportunity to upgrade it – not that you care), so welcome to the all-new, clean and shiny blog with none of that nasty “precious memories that vanished in a puff of bits and can never be retrieved” nonsense that was clogging it up before.
This time, Matt, I really will keep it up-to-date. Daily postings! Prizes! Mind-bending logic puzzles! Unicorns! The last digit of Pi! Expect all these things and more in the coming [arbitrary time period].